the levi jean will always be stronger than the uzi



I got to swim properly for the first time this year. Took my chance in the brief flash of sun between the rain.

Also took Difficult Dog for his first walk not around my garden. Went better than expected so I think he’ll settle into it.

I’m about 7k into the new book, it’s dumb as fuck but I’m enjoying it. So there.


You have walked 22 miles.
You have passed Green Hill Country.
It is 5 miles to the next landmark.
You have 436 miles to reach Rivendell.

After some time they crossed the Water, west of Hobbiton, by a narrow plank-bridge. The stream was there no more than a winding black ribbon, bordered with leaning alder-trees. A mile or two further south they hastily crossed the great road from the Brandywine Bridge; they were now in the Tookland and bending south-eastwards they made for the Green Hill Country.