No, not rugby.
It’s the Great Saffer Scot Food Off! How is this a competition, you may ask? Well, you’d be surprised.
First though, we’re going to start with one that’s sure to divide my readers and have people calling for my blood. *cough*
HAGGIS VS BOEREWORS
I’m afraid to say this isn’t even a competition. Haggis isn’t bad, but you offer me haggis with neeps and tatties, or a boerewors roll I’m not going to waste a second on my decision.
Point South Africa.
IRN-BRU VS CREME SODA
As South African creme soda (which as you can see is green, and tastes like no known substance on earth) is utter shite, and Irn-Bru is possibly my favourite soft drink, the point here goes to Scotland.
MUNCHIE BOX VS NANDOS
I mean from a health perspective I suppose Nandos is better but let’s not kid. When I am looking for take-out I am not making decisions based on how good this crap is for me.
Point – Scotland
hmm with Scotland currently one point in the lead, what can bring SA back? Pickled fish (yes), Biltong (yes), and what will Scotland bring to round two? (whisky, bitches)