New House!

I have been a stress-bunny of note for the last few weeks. For some reason we had to move house the weekend of Afrikaburns, so cue a demented two and half day trek into the Karoo, followed by a day and a half of packing, moving, and scrubbing.

 

I didn’t take many pics at AB (I hardly ever, and whenever I do, the pics have 1/10 the awesome of the experience and they frustrate me more than anything else.) Fwiw, it was wonderful, and even going with the spawn, while it led to a very different AB experience, was still cool.

I did like this one image though, with the rippling flags of a passing mutant vehicle silhouetted against the setting Karoo sun:

Now we’re in our new house, and the weather has gone grizzly, so I can’t even take you a decent pic of our awesome new view. You can have this one instead, where you get to see cloud-smothered mountains:

 

And on Monday it is back to the grindstone, and I Have Plans. Real Plans. And I’m excited about working on them. :D

Whew!

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Out of the labyrinth for a Black Tuesday Post

Today South Africans are protesting against a the move to pass a secrecy bill that will stick us back in Apartheid-era thou-shall-not-think-nor-question.

 

Our foremost political cartoonist Zapiro sums it up best with this impressive bit of elequence:

 

While some people sneer at the method – South Africans are wearing black in protest – I want to know what move we are supposed to make first? Would they prefer tear gas and bombings?

 

Perhaps the time will come for full-on violent revolution (I certainly hope not, I feel that needs to be last resort) but let us start with a visual peaceful protest first. There is no point fighting a secrecy bill with secrecy.

 

And now for your musical interlude.

 

 

Hold your fire and listen mister
Don’t cause no trouble for my brother and sister

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icicle feet

It is wintery and I am cold. Unfortunately, the moment the sun is down my internal clock says GO TO SLEEP. It is 7 pm and I am ready to hibernate. Luckily I have this cold beer to see me through till at least oh…7:30 pm.

I’m busy rewriting a book, which is a strange exercise in KILL ALL POVs and try make another character more sympathetic and human (I am failing hard here, hahaha oh well).Also, my agent hinted at …wait no,my agent said please please let’s have some romance for the MC and I was all BUT THERE IS, and then I realised that only I could see it. Hah.

No-one tell Suzie that it’s staying a Doomed and Tragic romance, mmkay?

Okay enough waffle. Have a snippet instead. :D



We can feel the hate emanating from Alice’s bulk. We have destroyed him, torn him in two, and he wants us to pay.

“Who?” says another voice, calm and emotionless as the icicles that form under eaves. The owl floats down, lands before us, and changes. A woman in white, she is the sky-ward soul of Idalis. She is sharp and small and thin and distant as her other half is vast and round and overbearing.

“Ida,” Sariken says. “I suppose you too want me to destroy them.”

She looks at us. “I should.”

“And?”

She raises one shoulder, drops it. “I find myself not caring.” She turns on her toes like a dancer, all grace and speed. She reminds us of us. “I want one thing only; for Alice and myself to become what we were, to be reunited.”

Sariken shakes his head. “We would need the Amnio for that. I think we all know that is not an option.”

“Fine,” she says. She smiles with only one side of her face, while the other stays blank, as if it is not even listening to the conversation. “Then do what you want with them. I know Talim, he would not have time for a broken vessel.”

“I am not my brother,” Sariken says. “I think at least, they should live.”

“You’re an idiot, Sariken – you would let them live, knowing what they can unleash?” Alice says. He moves towards Ida, and their hands touch and for a moment it is almost as if they are one again.

“True.” Sariken folds his hands behind his back and stares down at the ruins about his feet. We, who do not feel fear, feel something close to it.

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The Timing Sucks

The Slave is going to be (second) best man at his brother’s wedding, which is pretty cool.

Except he has to be in Johannesburg for it, and the rest of us will be sitting in the wilderness of Cape Town ALL ALONE and without transport. waah.

Okay seriously. The timing really sucks. Heh.

I’ll be forced to miss this, which pains me in ways you can not imagine.

CLICK ME

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seven steps to snake-keeping

So yeah, I think the WiP has a name. It’s a placeholder, which means it will be called that until it gets trunked or published, basically. (Also, it’s a very lame in-universe in-joke that only I will find amusing, or indeed, catch. (The Melancholy Raven)).

Last night I went out with Nerine Dorman to the launch of Sarah Lotz’s new book, Tooth and Nailed. Ms. Lotz, by the way, says shit a lot makes for a very entertaining launch. Also, she’s utterly adorable and will probably fit in a handbag so I urge you all to steal her if you get the chance.

Then Nerine and I got horribly drunk. The End.

In other news, I have a helpful little seven step program that runs through what you need to do if a snake comes into your house.

step one: scream at your children (“DON’T TOUCH IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!”)

step two: scream at your dog. (“OUT! OUT! LEAVE THE DAMN THING ALONE!”)

step three: tweet (OH MY HOLY FUCK THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY LOUNGE, AAAAH I DUNNO WHAT TO DO HALP HALP HALP)

step four: prod it with a broom

step five: try sweep it out your house

step six: give up, and pick it up in a dustpan

step seven: toss it over the wall.

There. Now don’t tell me I never post anything helpful.

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