SOUTH AFRICA VS SCOTLAND: PART ONE

No, not rugby.

 

It’s the Great Saffer Scot Food Off! How is this a competition, you may ask? Well, you’d be surprised.

First though, we’re going to start with one that’s sure to divide my readers and have people calling for my blood. *cough*

HAGGIS VS BOEREWORS

800px-Haggis_on_a_platter

 By Kim TraynorOwn work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link

VS

Boerewors_raw

By TempestSA at the English language Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link

I’m afraid to say this isn’t even a competition. Haggis isn’t bad, but you offer me haggis with neeps and tatties, or a boerewors roll I’m not going to waste a second on my decision.

Point South Africa.

IRN-BRU VS CREME SODA

IrnBru500ml

VS

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As South African creme soda (which as you can see is green, and tastes like no known substance on earth) is utter shite, and Irn-Bru is possibly my favourite soft drink, the point here goes to Scotland.

MUNCHIE BOX VS NANDOS

I mean from a health perspective I suppose Nandos is better but let’s not kid. When I am looking for take-out I am not making decisions based on how good this crap is for me.

Munchy_Box

VS

Nandos_Food

By Shovan SargunamFlickr: Nandos Food, CC BY-SA 2.0, Link

Point – Scotland

hmm with Scotland currently one point in the lead, what can bring SA back? Pickled fish (yes), Biltong (yes), and what will Scotland bring to round two? (whisky, bitches)


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