How Cat deals with the writing process

Agent: Yay book! Climax needs work.

Cat:  *hides under duvet*

Beta Chorus: “We told you so!”

Cat:  “Shut Up! I did work on it, you bastards.”

Beta Chorus:  “Not enough!” *throws banana peels and pencil stubs*

Cat: *Takes up alcoholism some more*

Beta Chorus: *makes suggestions*

Cat:  *peers out from under edge of duvet, tosses empty gin bottle at chorus.  May also peer at suggestions, but will not admit it*

…..time passes….

Cat: “OH HAI GUYS I NAO HAZ AWESOEM MANUSCRIPT YOU ARE ALL MADE OF WIN LALALALALALALA”


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